Corporate Ipsum
If you happen to have a mac (which I suppose would mean it’s new since it doesn’t last long 
), and you like me are both fascinated, amused, and revolted by the emptyness of business-speak that some high-ranked individuals with absolutely no insights feel like gratifying us while sharing their vision and analysis… then you may have just have the ultimate guilt with Corporate Ipsum.
Globally maximize granular “outside the box” thinking vis-a-vis quality niches. Proactively formulate 24/7 results whereas 2.0 catalysts for change. Professionally implement 24/365 niches rather than client-focused users.
Competently engineer high-payoff “outside the box” thinking through cross functional benefits. Proactively transition intermandated processes through open-source niches. Progressively engage maintainable innovation and extensible interfaces.
You too you can rapidiously leverage existing resource-leveling processes.
Discovered while looking at the demo of the jQuery Pagination plugin
Depending on your job, company, and the department you work in, you sometimes don’t need a generator. I do not work in marketing, and yet I have seen slides that are of equal quality to the generated corporate ipsum.
Now for someone to write a parser for generated corporate ipsum that devolves it into a condensed form, using Web 3.0 metaphors (2.0 is so last year, y’know).
Comment by Shane Curcuru — March 9, 2009 @ 12:12 am
Great find.
Comment by Aaron Farr — March 9, 2009 @ 6:39 am